Unconfirmed Sources
Study Reveals; All Politicians Are Corrupt
An independent five year investigation into political practices has revealed that every politician from the lowly Notary Public to the President of the United States, regardless of political affiliation, is corrupt and willing to sell his or her country in the name of special interests.
Congresswoman Dina Titus hates people
LAS VEGAS - Americans for Drunkenness submitted a written request to Congresswoman Dina Titus that she mandate health insurance coverage for booze. Americans for Porn asked her to include insurance coverage for porn sites. Americans for Breast Augmentation requested Dina Titus include mandates for breast augmentation. Vegetarians of America requested Titus include mandates for spinach and corn coverage.
$1,000,000 reward offered for capturing Sharron Angle
LAS VEGAS - The DoJ has offered a $1,000,000 reward for information leading to the capture of the wild Nevadan dingbat Sharron Angle. She is suspected of having ties to rogue, terrorist elements within the United States.
God Says, "Don't Build The 'Ground Zero Mosque'...No, Wait A Minute..."
First of all, this is about what the conservative pundits are calling the "Ground Zero Mosque", although it's not at Ground Zero. Second of all, I'm not a New Yorker- I'm an ex-New Yorker. I haven't lived in Manhattan since 1989 and the last time I worked there was like, 1998 or something and I've only been back once since 9/11. But since people who've never come within a thousand miles of the City seem to have no problem weighing in on what should be a local problem, then I guess I have a right to as well. And that opinion is: everybody, both pro-mosque and anti-mosque, are completely wrong and mostly a bunch of idiots.
City Water for Port Hueneme, CA Now More Expensive Than Bottled Water
After its third rate hike in one year, the city of Port Hueneme (Pro: Why-knee-me) , CA has now raised its rates for city tap water so high that it is now more expensive than many bottled drinking waters.
